pinstripe

To purposely abandon someone obnoxious

We pinstriped that bitch in Boston, let her find her own way home.

by Jennifer McDonald Cox November 27, 2012

piÑata pumper

when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!

bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"

connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."

bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

pistachio nut surprise

when someone eats a series of food to make there poop green and then smashes their white asscheeks against a window and releases its green caca surprise all over the window resembling a pistachio nut. (green caca+white asscheeks= pistachio nut surprise)

i pistachio nut surprised my mom the other day and she broke the glass window making my anus bleed.

by RepGnar January 13, 2011

Piñata

A Piñata is an empty shell of cardboard made for shoving candy forcefully into it. After said candy has been inserted, the piñata is hung on a tree with a noose and beat with wooden sticks until it breaks open and the candy rains from it. Piñatas are typically used at birthday parties, taco parties, party parties, cult meetings etc. Piñatas can be pretty much anything design wise. From donkeys to dicks, the options are endless. While most piñatas are beaten to death with sticks for fun, others become decoration or even pets. Some people may even make their own piñatas, though these tend to look like complete fucking shit.

*birthday party noises
Asshole: “Hey lil Shit! Get your fuckin ass over here. Time to murder the piñata!”
Lil Shit: “I’m coming”
or
*weird yet sexy humming
Creepy fuckin dude: “Did you bring the piñata for sacrifice!”
Cult bro: “Of course creepy fuckin dude, we even filled it with candy!”
Creepy Fuckin Dude: “Excellent! Let the festivities begin!”
*weird yet sexy humming INTENSIFIES

by Word$mith101 December 2, 2018

Zombie Piñata

Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.

Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man

by Zombie Piñata God August 31, 2009

Pintal

A pintal is another term for a Penis.

Get your pintal oot.

That pervert got his pintal sucked by a sheep.

by ganja89 September 24, 2010

Pitbull Pinata

When are eating some chick out on their period while the little string is out, grab it with your teeth, pull it out and shake it around like a dog.

Bryon gave Tawny a mean Pitbull Pinata.

by smaldo2334 December 9, 2008