Penalty merchant

The definition of a penalty merchant is Manchester United

Man United are such penalty merchants

by Jack furey March 2, 2021

pinai

A quadruple reed instrument from Thailand, that you have to blow really hard to play. Therefore, it may be used as a metaphor for a really hard blowjob, or anything relating to hardness. Also called Sralai in Cambodia, where things happen to be fucked up.

"Oh my, he expects me to blow him harder than a Pinai"

by VietGuy39 February 12, 2015

Penalah

This is used to describe overrated fraud Mohamed salah who is the real pen merchant, he is also a dive merchant

Penalah is so overrated

Yeah mctominay is miles ahead of him

by alex_MUFC20 July 10, 2021

Penaldo

Known as Camelnaldo, Cashinaldo, Or underwear employee who claims to be the best footballer. His only real skills are Tap ins and Penalty, the rest are wannabe scissor feints aka penaldo stepovers and useless chop. His achievement are Dubai d'or, instagram award, bayern robbed ucls, and best diver of the year. He's known of crying in the pitch, ghosting in penalty box thinking he is a fox in the box player, hunting birds at free kick, the second best diver behind Neymar, and so on. He's a statpadder for scoring Norwich, Ahmad FC, Crotone in his club profile while in national profile, he loves to score lithuania, faroe islands or Andorra, scaring these locals to fear and trauma.

His fan are delusionals by Penaldo who came as a real fan into a plastic fan since in Real Madrid and changes team everytime he join on another league team. Known as Penaldogs, they cry on Messi everytime he did something good such as winning World Cup. They think World Cup is equal as Golden Boot. No need to further it, they have an IQ of a 5 year old child. A general information for this guy, the best benchwarmer and finished

Conclusion, he is now statpadding in Saudi Arabia and scoring goals and penalties against esport FC on construction workers

Person 1 "obviously he's finished"
Person 2 "ikr now Penaldo is on walai talai FC and scoring goals against 7th division team"

by RiddlemanOfEpic February 16, 2023

Puskas Penalty

This is the type of penalty usually scored by Pionel Pessi after paying off refs. Pessi likes to tap in Panenka Penalty and wins the Puskas award for his penalty goal against the mighty Eibar. Your goat Penaldog could never win the Puskas with a penalty because he rapes too much.

Announcer: AND PESSI SCORES A PUSKAS PENALTY AGAINST EIBAR FOR HIS WONDERFUL TAP IN PENALTY
Pessi: Que Miras Bobo
Announcer: Im sorry Pessi Ghost here is your Palon D'or
Pessi: Gracias

by PuskyPenalessi May 10, 2023

penal sex

When someone sticks their penis in someone else's penis somehow. Fags like to do it.

It can also be in futanari when a girl with a penis has a guy or another girl with a penis stick their penis in hers. Since its anime, anything can happen.

They had penal sex. I bet it hurt!

by RandomGuy March 28, 2005

pinackleh

Pinacklehs is a term used to describe cannibalistic pineapple-monkeys. Most prominently found in the caribbean. However, the term was first used and assumingly derived from the Dancing Lawn (a Forum for Narnia Fans). There really is no such thing as a creature that is a pineabble-monkey.
Pronounced: Pin-ak-le or Pin-ak-lay.

Oh no, the pinacklehs have got me.

by Sofey August 29, 2006