Pocket watcher

Pocket watcher- basically a hater or someone who wants to pursue the same wealth you have. Start off by watching your pockets and trying to be like you.

Better watch out for them pocket watchers.

by Shelovesjpapii April 9, 2017

condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.

- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.

by dc916 May 26, 2004

Titty Pocket

The pocket on an overshirt thats by the titty

dude just put it in your titty pocket...

by Phatpat420 January 18, 2008

Pocket beer

A beer placed in a pocket for future drinkage. Created by Mike O'Leary while hiking through Baird's Creek, WI

We're going outside? Better grab a pocket beer!

by DildoBuyer April 5, 2016

Harrisburg Hot Pocket

Similar to an Alabama Hot Pocket, a Harrisburg Hot Pocket involves a man (or woman with strap-on) to poop into a woman's vagina WHILE she is currently on her period -- then they proceed to have vaginal intercourse.

Situational:
Lisa: "I got my period today and I'm horny..."
Chris: "I just took a Viagra and ate 50 wings, time for a Harrisburg Hot Pocket!"

Conversational:
"I can't wait until Amy is on the rag so I can give her a Harrisburg Hot Pocket."
"Rich follows women around at the store who are buying tampons to ask if they want a Harrisburg Hot Pocket, he's such a sicko!"

by Why Havent I Been Adopted Yet September 6, 2013

Piss in your pocket

Aussie expression for giving someone a compliment but at the same time telling them that you are not doing it for an ulterior motive.

Look mate, I'm not trying to piss in your pocket, but you have an awesome car!!

by Robby101 October 19, 2006

pocket dial

When your cell phone, whilst in your pocket, randomly calls a number.

Sam: (returning the pocket dial) "Hey Margie did you just call me? I answered my phone, but only heard you talking in the background."

Margie: "Oh, sorry man! I must have pocket dialed you!"

by Emma828 December 2, 2007