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Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.
by Skœll June 5, 2019
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Pendulum

A technical sexual act involving three parties: two women and an Asian dick-back (an Asian male with a second penis located in the square of his back).

The effect is achieved by suspending the dick-back's feet in the air and swinging him back-and-forth between the two women.
If I were a dick-back I would make a Pendulum with your sisters. Tick-tock mo' fucka.
by ILOVEPOTtery July 5, 2009
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Buoyant Pendulum

A sexual position where a man suspends a woman, who spreads her arms and legs straight out, by holding on to her arms and suspending her legs with his own. While suspended, the man then proceeds to perform anal sex on the woman by raising and lowering the woman with his arms and legs. This is one of the most tiresome and difficult sexual positions known to man. To perform, one must have a large muscle mass.
Bro, those months at the gym finally payed off. Me and my girlfriend tried out the Buoyant Pendulum last night and I kept it going for seven minutes!
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Perdue

A school full of gigantic fucking pussies that are so weak that even the slightest breeze could kill them. All Perdue fans are pussies as well and Indiana university is better in every way
Look at that Perdue pushiest over there
by Indiana university rules September 21, 2018
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perdar

a magical spanish verb, which can also be used in english, meaning to contradict. it is used by the awesome and created by those who cannot speak spanish. all in all, this word is pretty much amazingly awesome and cool.
god i've gotta stop perdaring!

¡estoy perdando! ¡no debo perdar mas!
by wellfinebethatway November 19, 2010
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Pendulam Pants

A word meaning someone is of neither sexual preference, not Gay or Straight, they 'swing' both ways.
Prime example,...Sonia on Eastenders...she married martin, then 'fell' for her girl friend. She has pendulam pants, swinging between both gay and straight relationships! Hence a Pendulam, swings backwards and forwards.
by Hummers October 24, 2006
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the pendulum

when you pierce the skin between the vagina and the anus then put some string through it (a shoe lace). Then dangle a 3 pound weight from it and then swing the pendulum into the erect penis (chuckney channel) ta dah.
oh god my dick hurts from last night . my girl friend gave me the pendulum.
by alex edgeington November 12, 2013
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