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Bobbing Penguin

A tricky sexual maneuver involving one female and five males. It consists of the penetration of a female through her three primary entrance orifices (vagina, anus, mouth) by three of the males, while ejaculating the other two males with her hands. While it is indeed a difficult maneuver, it has been proved possible to achieve.

The first ever Bobbing Penguin was purportedly accomplished in a hotel in London, England involving one American female and five Englishmen.

Rumor also exists of a possible DVDA Bobbing Penguin involving seven males, although there has not been enough evidence to suffice this tale.

This feat has gained the name of “Bobbing Penguin” because of the imagery of a penguin bobbing as it is walking.
Rachael has proved to be very open and talented sexually, as she has accomplished the difficult and exceptionally prestigious Bobbing Penguin maneuver.
by BKMan August 2, 2006
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channukah penguin

The penguin that leaves presents in the closet for all the Jewish boys and girls. He leaves these presents by riding on a magical spinning dradel. This penguin was made up by Cydni and Emily. All of this happens during Channukah.
The Channukah Penguin came to my house last night and left me the Coldplay CD.
by FabulouslyRandom July 26, 2008
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Dead penguin

"Dead penguin" is a term used to describe someone stranded in a problem.
"He's a "dead penguin"..."
by 2cheeks1hole July 2, 2019
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March The Penguins

Masturbating, can also be called "Marching the Penguins."
Andrew went to march the penguins after seein that hot chick.
by assu March 15, 2010
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Road Penguin

Those black posts on the the side of the highway with white tips that go like 6 feet into the ground.
Dude lets go yank out that road penguin!
by A55Finch July 3, 2009
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Sleazy Penguin

Revenge move for a male during sex. when you are doing it doggy style wait until she is about to climax then pull out and insert an ice cube as far as you can into either orifice resulting in a freezing hole and your partner waddling after you furiously.
I gave her a sleazy penguin after she decided to give me an angry penguin, she'll never try that one again.
by badabingbadabang December 3, 2011
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Father Penguin

a sexual act where, prior to oral sex, the recipient vomits and their own private parts. This can be performed by both male and female partners. (Does not need to be associated with drinking or being drunk)
Man, this chick I was with last night was so freaky; she's totally into puke play and poop. Tonight I think I'll give her the ol' FATHER PENGUIN before we fuck.

I was so drunk last night that I FATHER PENGUINED all over my lap right before my boyfriend was going to eat me out!
by ConnecticutBorn July 7, 2010
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