Patrick Barlow

Patrick Barlow has really nice boobs. He likes to fiddle with the boys in the bathroom and show his peen to little boys. He is a natural blonde but went ranga for his ranga gumma. He is very good at drawing naked men and I don't know why...

Patrick Barlow is so small

by Jesus Christ Reborn 69 June 1, 2020

patrickspinknub

The hottest guy on tiktok and is funny as fuck

Damn he’s hot he must be Patrickspinknub

by Randomshiz September 13, 2021

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

Also Known as Mr. Hit or Miss but tries his best in trivia. Loves Country and Pokemon.

PatrickMatrixthe2nd

by PatrickMat January 27, 2022

Patrick Bojko

Fat short nigger that cant shut the fuck up

Patrick bojko cant shut the fuck up

by Guy who hates Patrick Bojko March 18, 2022

Patrick Nelson

Fireball king. Usually carried out on a stretcher to the ambo.

Oh thats the Patrick Nelson

by patneslsossos March 7, 2023

Patrick Moment

A Patrick Moment is when you do something and you forget. Like when Patrick ate a chocolate bar and forgot he ate a chocolate bar. Then SpongeBob didn't eat his chocolate bar. Then Patrick accused SpongeBob of stealing his chocolate bar and SpongeBob was willing to share half of his chocolate bar only if Patrick admit SpongeBob didn't steal it. Then since Patrick didn't, SpongeBob was rubbing it in about the chocolate bar (it was funny). The part where Patrick said "You took my only food! Now I'm going to starve!" while showing a huge vainy belly was also funny. Sometimes you remember and realize you had a Patrick Moment, but it's too late!

Tyler: Steve, you took my chocolate! I didn't drink any.

Steve: this one's mine. You drank yours already, remember?

Tyler: Oh! That's right! I had a Patrick Moment!

by HawaiianPunch1 April 30, 2023

patricky

To describe a Patrick doing something only a Patrick would do

Patrick is being Patricky again

What does that mean?
Something only a Patrick would do

by mrsfatty September 10, 2023