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Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.
"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"
by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009
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pissed in your cheerios

"Sorry to have pissed in your Cheerios, but that chick that just gave you a blowjob has an Adam's apple and a hard-on."
by Funk knuckle July 31, 2014
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As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt
by ud40 March 11, 2005
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pissed off pirate

while having sexual intercourse with a female, the male pulls out and ejaculates in the woman's eye. Simultaneously, he stomps on the woman's foot. This causes the female to hop on one leg while covering her eye like a pissed off pirate.

Origin: Latin
by Stuphreak8 August 3, 2006
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Pissed Off UPS Man

"I heard Jon was a pissed off UPS man tuesday."
"Yeah... He almost ripped his dick off."
by Editor man March 4, 2008
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box-pissed

Mike got box-pissed over a spec of dirt on his floor, and threw a toolbox at Adam.
by Steve Zelaznik January 9, 2006
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you're pissed

What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.
Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.
by Brandon444 October 19, 2008
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