Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...

I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!

by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014

Parsoned

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015

Parsonsexual

People who are obsessed/attracted to Jim Parsons. Yeah we're obsessed with him just like how Joker is obsessed with Batman

Person 1: *keeps rambling for 30 mins abt how cute Jim Parson is* my gad i just wanna marry him.
Person 2: how abt marry a guy who actually knows you exist? hun you need to go out and meet people.
Person 1: i'm a parsonsexual, those things are not what i do.

by arisgrey304 August 24, 2016

parron

He is the most amazing man and he loves a girl name Kyra they are a great couple and they love each other no matter how hard bad easy or sad they love each other

I wish I was like parron he sholl do love his girlfriend

by Laniana February 5, 2017

Paradonix

An Unturned server owner who changes the map on his server every two minutes.
Pretty cool guy though.

Guy 1: I joined this unturned server today, and he changed the map again!
Guy 2: Yeah i know, he is such a Paradonix!

by gmarkl April 24, 2017

paydon stertz

The biggest asshole on the planet who wouldn't make me a mix drink

My Paydon stertz hurts when I pee

by Bill rockchild December 19, 2017

parsonmonious

Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.

Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018