The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

para-sex

sexual activity parallel to but separate from the norm-
e.g homosexual sex which can not produce offspring,which
may simulate normal sexual intercourse, but is not the real thing.

Those guys are engaging in para-sex and are trying to make believe it's the real thing, but where did that baby come from ? how dey do dat ?

by para-den March 15, 2011

mattress parakeets

When somebody's mattress has bedsprings that are so worn and squeaky that they sound like parakeets.

I heard the mattress parakeets when I jumped on my bed (I was excited because I got a letter from my half-sister in Spain)...they sounded angry.

by RatchetBoo October 25, 2003

Palaki

(Greek) A little bird. Also known as male genitals

Stop touching your palaki.

you palaki breathe.

quit being a palaki

by co-operations manager January 27, 2009

palako

a retarded way to say hello to someone you know.

1. *hannah walks in to the room*
you "palako!"

hannah "palako"

by egghead87 January 17, 2011

Parachute

The Parachute: Insert both fists and feet into your partner's gaping vagina/asshole and hold on for dear life, in the shape of a human parachute. This can be extremely pleasurable for many different reasons; The massive amount of pressure and weight on the walls of the selected hole are enough to cause orgasm, but the sensation of wriggling fingers and toes will be too much to bare.

Also a very useful way to build INTENSE MOTHERFUCKING CORE AND BACK MUSCLES.

Me: Your mom sure does like it when I get a parachute going up in that gaping pussy of hers.

Me: Did you see that parachute I just pulled off on your mom?

by Ten Piece Cunt McNugget May 30, 2010

Parakram

A leader.A legend in sports especially Football.An allrounder.Leaves everyone thinking how he manages sports ,studies and extracurricular activities.

Man 1-"Bro how does that Parakram Kid gets 98 and still demolishes everyone in a football match

by Spiderman7 March 9, 2022