Blank Plank

Dutch slang for a white girl or boy which has no ass in their pants.
Dude:That girls is a Blank Plank.
Dude2: Yeah I know
by SuchinberudoTerminal December 25, 2007
mugGet the Blank Plankmug.

Jerk Plank

The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellent way to make jerk on-the-go. Jerk planks can be used on gas, electric, charcoal grills and even your home oven. Mmmn Yummy!
Try jerk planks with chicken, fish, shrimp or pork
Hey mon, what'cha grillin' on dat jerk plank? Me grilling jerk chicken, mon. Irie!
by jerkmaster May 22, 2008
mugGet the Jerk Plankmug.

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.
"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.
mugGet the plank me wankmug.

plank doctor

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.
Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental
by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008
mugGet the plank doctormug.

Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.
Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.
by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011
mugGet the Roller Plankingmug.

Skank-Plank

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.
Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.
by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008
mugGet the Skank-Plankmug.

Plank ass bitch

Any person, usually a girl with an really flat ass. Tends to kill the mood on sight.
Grow a ass! You plank ass bitch!
by Edwardo Schanchez December 9, 2006
mugGet the Plank ass bitchmug.

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