picasso

when a victim is lying asleep on their back, you dip your balls in paint and teabag them.

she fell asleep and it just looked too perfect so i picassoed that bitch. only bad thing is it left me with a couple blue balls...

by slik az silk June 27, 2006

pica

1/6th of an inch
Unit of measurement used in producing a yearbook.
Prefered Nerd unit of measurement.

Scotty's hair is 31 picas long, or about 5 and 1/6 inches, yo.

by zerothelost November 14, 2006

picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

by sol3rosenberg August 25, 2007

Picasso Pussy

Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.

I wanted to break up with the girl but I couldn't because she had a Picasso Pussy.

by T-6driver36 April 28, 2015

picadero

Spanish for "Riding school"

Alternately, a spanish name for a layby upon a motorway in which gays go to commit certain sexual acts with each other (or goats)

"Hey Carlos,I'm going to the picadero, wanna come?"
"Sure Antonio, I'll bring the butter"

by edude77 November 25, 2004

picard

A company that makes the amazing Piranha (76 model), the best thing that has burnt rubber (and toasted a lot more) on 4 wheels.

Swinger: Hey, no fair ! That Eloise can handle more than I can.
Taurus: Easy Swinger ! Jade knew what she was doing. That '76 Picard Pirhana can easily wipe out those creeper maggots.

by Monkeywrench December 25, 2007

Picard Maneuver

What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!

Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver

by James T Kirk June 1, 2006