a techno-peasant

A person who is technologically challenged, and who is uneducated about modern conveniences such as; MP3s, VCDs, burning CDs, Digital Cameras, instant messages, text messages, e-mail, etc...

My neighbor is a techno-peasant, he doesn't know how to upload the pictures from his digital camera onto his computer.

by S. T. June 24, 2008

snaps my peas

Make one feel well dressed or snappy. Often used by older people.

Joshua let me borrow his star trek tie. I put it on with a blue suit and the outfit really snaps my peas.

by lebanese-yo June 17, 2018

Corn or Peas

A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.

This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!

Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…

by W.R.Slade November 5, 2023

the man, the myth, the peasent

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends

Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"

by A true peasent March 5, 2020

peasantvision

Postmodern televised redux of the medieval bread and circus, and capitalist propaganda arm for established business elite. This medium focuses heavily on highly funded advertisements, blatant disinformation, sophomoric content, and other diversionary programming of little cultural value. Peasantvision predominantly serves hidden interest groups and functions to blur distinctions between information, entertainment and advertising in order to corporately engineer consumer conformity, mass ignorance and submission to commercial hierarchies. Pejoratively named peasantvision due to the relatively low socio-economic status of its most frequent users.

The wonders of peasantvision have let Americans enjoy stimulating and life changing events like the birth of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby, the plight of OJ Simpson and the neverending sexual high-jinks of Paris Hilton.

by J0e_B October 12, 2007

petasium

A dumbass avatar of myself that my friend, Brian Gilmore did. He has no eyes, and has a.. hole-tooth. Also, see adam szlamp, who has a similar avatar called Szlampiasium. Jesus.

Petasium walked up to Szlampyasium and said : I could go for some secks.

by Peter Simmons June 14, 2004

peasant scum

phrase - 1: people who are lower in the chivalric order than most.
- 2: people who are irritable.

F**k off you peasant scum or it's my boot up your arse.

by Jeramia October 11, 2005