realistic pessimism

An educated urbanite who is aware of the possible negative consequences that may be encountered in city life and therefore conducts self responsibly.

A woman that chooses not to wear headphones or talk on her cell phone while walking home at night exudes realistic pessimism.

by cleverlady May 9, 2011

passion goo

The resulting bodily excretions between two lovers during and after love making.

Our bedsheets were covered in passion goo.

by Mysterion100 May 24, 2009

passing wind

18th Century term for farting.

Sir, thou hast Troubled the Air by grievously Passing Wind.

by douglasb52 April 22, 2015

Pensive Urticaria

An allergic reaction that arises upon contact with logic of any kind. This illness is congenital and sometimes passes directly from mother or father to the offspring. To date, it is incurable.

Some well-known sufferers of this illness include Donald Trump, Justin Bieber, the entire Republican Party, and the majority of YouTube commenters.

I tried to explain the concept of evolution to my next door neighbor and he replied with an irrelevant Bible quote. I think he may suffer from a form of pensive urticaria.

by Dremora Valkynaz September 2, 2016

Passivemism

A camel toed auto-corrected version of pessimism generally used by camel toed males

He: Sometimes it's good to take humor in a positive sense instead of going toward passivemism
Another He: What's passivemism?
He: Damn autocorrect!

by MariaRusolini November 17, 2018

Passintrest

Passintrest- A goal that someone has lots for passion for a subject or feild of study, mostly used when talking about interest in school subjects

ex. John has passintrest in Biology

by awdwawdawdwawdwd November 14, 2020

Pepsiaine

The opposite of cocaine

Guy: Can I get a bag of coke?
Illegal pharmacist: No, sorry, we only have Pepsi (short for pepsiaine

by CABAGE No2 March 26, 2022