Perma-Boner

When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.

"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."

by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009

Perm-puff head

Another derogatory (and funny) nickname for old women. This comes from the fact that most old women apparently have short, permed hairdos, which are actually pretty dumb looking.

The damn perm-puff head in her Cadillac is driving to slow. I'm gonna be late for class AGAIN.

by smart ass August 2, 2005

Periscoping

When you stand over a kneeling girl, facing the same direction, with your balls draped over her eyes such as would be the "viewfinder" on a periscope. Then she grabs the "handle" of the periscope, and aims you toward the intended target. Bonus points if she makes sonar ping noises.

"Last night I couldn't find Josie's butthole in the dark, so Debbie tried her hand at Periscoping, and steered me right on target. Boom! Sunk that battleship!"

by Mourning_Would November 23, 2016

Pergs

Shortened slang term for Asperger's Syndrome. Implies that someone is severely socially awkward. A person with this condition may also be called a "Pergburger."

Man, you've got a bad case of the pergs.

by cgd162 September 11, 2011

perma-fried

which the user of the drug (mainly LSD) feels some effects of the drug (example; sever memory loss) for a vary long time after use of the drug year possibly longer ( the conduction will get better over time but user may never feel quite the same)

by cody ( just did big @$$ report on lsd) May 28, 2003

PERKS

a girl with pointy nips and narrow tits and when she walks she puts her shoulders back and gets ready to drop jaws and poke eyes.

hey ernest did you see those perks

e: no? what on call of duty?

no that chick she just walked by and almost took my eye out

e:lmfaopklgghdabcdefghjklmopelmolopatropasaurusrexLOL

by harry s taint September 25, 2011

Perma-grin

An automatic and irremovable smile that appears on the face of people who are thoroughly intoxicated with some narcotic; usually marijuana, hashish, mushrooms, or lsd. Can be found in other cases such as on television morning news anchors, beauty pageant contestants, pop queens, and mental patients.

"Look at Greg! Dude has Perma-grin! That must be some good shit!"

by Tam Tam in the Bay December 28, 2005