A North American Grindcore and Death Metal tour featuring The Black Dahlia Murder, The Aborted, Born of Osiris, Psycroptic, White Chapel, Kataklysm, VADER, Cryptopsy, The Faceless, and Despised Icon.
by Johnny_Heck June 20, 2008
Get the Summer Slaughter Tourmug. Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.
A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"
B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
by BossPants August 14, 2008
Get the Tour de Francemug. A type of exaggeration used by a man when trying to persuade a lady-friend to sleep with him, probably in a one night stand. Usually the perpetrator will have maybe visited a couple of friends on the continent, getting so drunk at each place it really does matter where he went.
by tom October 7, 2004
Get the Tom's Tour of Europemug. This totally irrevant,costumed bike parade/freak show/bike burlesque/good beer gig that travels the western land preaching the good word of BIKE. Going now for 9 years Tour de Fat is the invnetion and love child of New Belgium Brewing (makers of Fat Tire beer). At every stop somebody trades their car for life for a bike.
by Uncle Booger April 7, 2009
Get the Tour de Fatmug. arianator1: did you go to the dangerous woman tour?
arianator2: yes! i was so excited especially when she sang moonlight
arianator2: yes! i was so excited especially when she sang moonlight
by lunagrayyy March 28, 2020
Get the dangerous woman tourmug. Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.
by Bocão March 12, 2022
Get the Tour de Blondemug. Having sex with a girl using all of her holes, starting in the vagina, moving to anal, and finishing with oral and likely ending with hepatitis A.
Me and Joey pulled the Tijuana tour bus and that hoe. Tijuanatourbus is my favorite way to take a load
by Clownfromptown December 30, 2018
Get the Tijuana tour busmug.