Named for the city in which I recieved this wonderful gift, the "Denver Omelette" is when a man kneels above a woman's face as she sucks on his scrotum whilst another young lady simultaneously deep throats his engorged member.
The next time you're in Colorado be sure to look up Laura & Julie. They'll whip you up a MEAN Denver Omelette!
by djrock247 January 5, 2009
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Generally fried, or simply heaved before cooking as too revolting to contemplate.
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Generally fried, or simply heaved before cooking as too revolting to contemplate.
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Avoid the Hof Heinrich: their ommelauts are swimming in grease, plus who can relax with waiters in granny glasses screaming "Schnell!" every three minutes?
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