Glasgow oyster

A scotch pie on a roll

Can I have a Glasgow oyster please? Glasgow Salad

by arsebiscuit123 July 1, 2009

nose oyster

A large, yet mostly mucus, booger that you get when you stick your finger up your nose and think you have a winner. Typically the solid portion of the booger comes out on your fingernail, dragging behind it a long gooey trail of snot.

WOW! Take a look at this nose oyster I just pulled!

by Ezekiel2517 October 20, 2005

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

Oysh

1. A combination of the words "oy" and "gosh"
2. Some people may interpret it as an acronym for "Oh You're So Hot".

1. Person: I had chese today. You: Oysh.
2. Dude: hey ;) You: Oysh ;)

by Jellyfish is me November 22, 2010

Oyster Pants

n. v. The unintened result of eceeding ones threshold of arousal whereby leaving ejaculant in ones pants.

After Luke and Brian were touching ech other ever so gently, Luke walked away with oyster pants.

by afrizbie January 23, 2012

oydystdystoyesiarh

Oh yeah do you see this do you see this open your eyes Shikamaru it's a regulation headband!

Then I was all like, oydystdystoyesiarh!

by queso_kaso February 13, 2021

Oyfm

Pronounced:OY-FUM,as per Rule26,It means "Out of Your Fucking Mind".

42 BILLION Dollars?!Are you Oyfm?

by Waboa February 10, 2009