Like no nut November and no simp September you can not do oral sex for the whole month so you pp succers can have a long deserved break.
Male 1: Oi dude what month is it?
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
Male 2: I think it's October
Male 1: Oh god no
Male 2: what's wrong dude?
Male 1: It's no oral october
by I wasn't the imposter October 02, 2020
by Tandager June 20, 2022
by Not Zack August 09, 2016
With her lovely enticing looks and such huge juicy smoochy lips, I'll bet you dat Monica Blewinsky has a much more extensive oral history than just dat one highly-publicized fling with dat crooked-cocked Prez back in da '90's!
by QuacksO June 06, 2019
by Iwantaspankin December 20, 2016
The means in which someone deceptively talks their way out of getting into any serious trouble for something wrong that they did. It is the inner lying ability that guides them to safety and it is not to be confused with the immoral compass.
Marco: Did you hear about Gabe? Last night at the party, he got caught in a closet with Misty by her boyfriend, Steel.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
Paulo: Nightmare! Is he hospitalized? Or in the morgue? Steel is all 'roided out these days.
Marco: Nope. He's fine. He used his oral compass to talk himself to safety. He said they were looking for glowworms.
Paulo: Well, Steel is pretty dumb.
by von groovy June 12, 2017
by nucciano March 05, 2021