numlock

not being able to move

Oh crap! My legs are frozen in this ice so therefore I've been numlocked.

by Dj Blackhorse November 29, 2003

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

Nutella

What some New Yorkers call a dark skinned girl.

"Aye man, ole girl over there Nutella!"
"Yeah she kind of dark."

by bananab0111 December 3, 2013

Nutella Lollipop

A penis covered in shit after anal sex

Damn babe you fucked me so hard you got a Nutella lollipop

by Fucky August 11, 2015

nutella

Good moaning!
Scrambled legs and a cup of me?
some good sleepy head or buttered head?
Cum, lets hide under the blanket for a bit until the wolves are gone.

his nutella all over my pilla

by Krkič November 17, 2020

Nutella Challenge

Doing a Dirty Sanchez with Nutella as lube, and when the mustache is licked off, if it's Nutella, you win.

Dude 1: 'Man I feel totally bad ass cause I won the nutella challenge'
Dude 2: 'Well were you pitching or catching?'

by AzzyVonMonroe December 5, 2012

Nameledouche

Refers to names to call people you hate.

So the other day this jackoff called me "hoss," Cheif," "Bossman," and other nameledouche all day long, i dont know what i did to piss him off so much!?

by NismoG April 2, 2009