November 28

November 28th is national slap someone with a piece of cement day. Grab a piece of cement and slap someone right in the face!

Martha: hey! I just remembered its November 28th! Oh I'm gonna get that Karen!!
*Martha picks up cemement*

Karen: NOOOOOOO

by Blobfish8274 October 27, 2019

2 november

2 November is a day when you have a free hug pass to hug anyone you want without them getting offended :)

friend 1- ahh god i want to hug him so bad but i bet he'll get grassed out
friend 2- go on its 2 November can't get offended

by rfftl.tllrx_ November 1, 2019

November 23

The day the baddest bitches were born

Normally shy when u don’t know em but when u get to know em they cool asf

Dam she hot asf she musta been born on November 23

by Sameole thug October 16, 2019

November 10

Give a girl your hoodie day. You better give her the hoodie because its getting cold broskie

Dude its November 10 give her your hoodie she looks cold ;)

by A picture frame November 2, 2019

November Surprise

This is when a gentleman is masturbating / or just having a terrific orgasm, and shoots a massive load a much farther distance than expected, and said load, thought to have never existed, is discovered at a later point in time.

I thought I cleaned it all up after I was finished crankin' my tackle, but I got the November Surprise when I put my head on my pillow...

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

November 10

National Watch your favorite movie day

Tomorrow it’s November 10 and I’m going to watch Jurassic Park!

by Nationalgeographicluis October 27, 2019

NOVA

You might think it means an exploding star but to us here in Virginia it just means North Virginia.

Do you like living here?
You kidding? This isn;t just NOVA - It's SUPERNOVA.

by AM-VA August 24, 2023