Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.

"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."

by Outrageousss October 24, 2011

procrastination pump

Completing an assignment within its final moments with the random surge of adrenaline one receives after massively procrastinating. This outburst of energy often leads to completion of assignments in an incredibly efficient manner.

I thought there was no way I'd finish my homework on time, but then I procrastination pumped my way through it.

by BigTestedCoals November 15, 2015

utter procrastination

When you procrastinate so much to the point it is 11:58 pm and your damn homework is due in 1 minute because you spent all day on urban dictionary and have your mom yelling at you by getting a 0

I got bored and decided to some utter procrastination so much I did half my homework

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.

It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

Pre-procrastinate

Pre-procrastinate is when you are already planning to procrastinate in the future.

When you finish work on Friday and you plan to not get off the couch until Sunday night. You preprocessed the weekend duties.

Me - Hey bitch wanna go out

You- Na I don’t have any clean clothes.

Me - That’s ok Pre-procrastinate laundry until Sunday and borrow from Susie.

You- Brilliant.

by Cantaliangirl29 January 15, 2022

Ultimate Procrastinator

Zain write ur goddamn fantasies

Zain stop being the fucking ultimate procrastinator and write your goddamn episodes before I bomb you.

by BingBongUrMom October 11, 2020

Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023