Simp

You

You are a simp

by End. March 2, 2020

Simp

A guy that will submit to women in hopes of winning them over.

"Hey, have you seen Jason?"

"Yeah, he ditched us to go simp for that e-girl.."

"Not cool."

by disappointed in you April 25, 2020

Simp

A total John. Someone who watches female streamers and donates to them.

Person 1: hey that guys such a simp

Person 2: You mean a John?

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

Simp

Someone with no original viewpoint or opinion on anything; to which they will agree with whoever they are with on everything in hopes it will Win the favor of that person.

Austin Hartney is a simp

by Women of America June 25, 2020

simp

basically whipped when a man will do anything for a girl and leave the boys behind

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he left the boys to take her home

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020

Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022