Ball Air

When you air jack off and throw the air in someones face.

He threw his ball air at my face, it was gross.

by CCNNKK May 31, 2009

Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings

Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch

by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011

secondhand air

The breeze that once receives in the back seat of the car from a fully opened window; usually is much stronger and more concentrated in that respect.

Dude, open up your window and turn off the AC, I need some secondhand air.

by Chris Kipp July 25, 2007

air mud

Air mud is the presence of a mixture of gases in the digestive tract expelled from the rectum. Also known as a fart.

Nelly, if you are going to blow air mud, can you please go into the other room? Maybe you can go into the air mud room a.k.a. the office in the basement, and close the door!

Your peers will consider you a big time joke dog when you throw air mud in public!

by Nicole for Bryan Nelson January 8, 2009

Air Note

When answering a phone call An Air Note is a message that you pretend to write down but really you don't give a crap about it.
Sometimes it is helpful to reiterate the last numbers so the caller thinks you really wrote it down.

Husband:Honey, you received a phone call.
Wife: Who was it?
Husband: I don't remember, I wrote an Air Note.

by Zirk December 15, 2008

air stair

When you step on a stair that is not there

I fell because I stepped on an air stair

by supsauce November 3, 2013

deuce air

When your trying to drop a deuce, but all that comes out is air.

Use in place of "i farted"

Whats that smell?

I dropped some deuce air!

by Lady deuce dropper August 7, 2017