Uber protective mom, surpasses a helicopter or lawnmower mom. Does everything for the child and grossly enables the child’s learned helplessness.
She is such a kangaroo mom her kid has a tv in her vagina. In order to teach the kid you have to yell up the birth canal.
by Call them as I see them February 9, 2019
Get the Kangaroo mommug. MATE! lets get outta here there are dangeroos everywhere!!
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
Naw mate look closa! they ain't got knives These are just kangaroos
by thehunn January 26, 2018
Get the Kangaroosmug. Animals that have escaped from, "The ministry of Strange, Unusual and Impossible things." Have you ever wondered why Kangaroos stand out from all other animals so much? I mean, They are huge, they look like a mix of a human and a giant rabbit, but with weird holes instead of bellybuttons? But being the smartest in the Ministry Containment Of Odd Animals, they somehow escaped their cage and are out and about, causing havoc and chaos. Global Warming? More like nauseous gas that kangaroos have farted out. Water contamination isn't because of harmful chemicals and un- sanitized water. It's because kangaroos are infecting it. Kangaroos want to see the world crumble. If you ever see a kangaroo, run as fast as you can. They can kick you 100 metres in the air.
National Geographic guy: "And here, we have a kangaroo in its natural habitat..."
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
Me: "TURN IT OFF ! KANGAROOS ARE GOING TO KILL US ALL! TURN IT OFF!"
by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner January 22, 2023
Get the Kangaroomug. Sean- "hey matt did you fuck that fat chick last night?"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
Matt- "no i just gave her a rotten kangaroo"
Sean-"awesome"
by 69420yolo May 23, 2014
Get the rotten kangaroomug. Lets Kill a Flying Kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
Those kids at Guildford Grammar School seem to wanna kill a flying kangaroo
by tktktktktktktktktk June 26, 2023
Get the Kill a Flying Kangaroomug. This is when you spin her on your dick like a Beyblade and then stand up while she is still spinning. You then pick her up and start jumping and when she's about to puke you throw her onto the bed and jump on top of her. You then proceed to ejaculate onto her breasts while she pukes onto your dick.
by BDB420 June 7, 2021
Get the Dizzy Kangaroomug. An animal down in the second world of Australia. This animal is very feisty and can knock a bitch out with one punch. They carry their babies in the stomach so that they have them on hand all the time in case an enemy is coming so they can sacrifice their baby so they can run away. Be aware around these animals tho as they are known to steal your red hoodies and sunglasses.
Bryce Hall would say he could beat a KANGAROO then get punched by it and say he don’t know how to fight
by yousillyyy July 29, 2021
Get the Kangaroomug.