lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Italian lightning

When someone sets fire to their property or business to collect the insurance money - arson. Usually with a belief of mafia involvement

Did you see the pizzaria burnt down. Business was bad, it must have been hit by Italian lightning

by CCPhilly May 24, 2017

human lightning bug

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.

Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.

by Anicken July 13, 2018

Nightingale

The most annoying bird you will ever encounter ( especially when you are trying to sleep ). These little fuckers come out during the summer since it is their mating time. Around 12 every night and until 5 in the morning they like to scream in 40 different languages with their vocal cords on blast. They are the reason I failed all of my exams .

I didn’t get any sleep because the Nightingales were screeching next to my window.

by Ineedsleep333 June 6, 2019

Lightning Chonga Kush

A very dank strain of marijuana originating in VA. Known to be forest green in color, this strain is optimized by the use of muscle relaxants to open the body to the lightning that is to ensue.

Pat: Yo tk! Tryna get that Lightning Chonga Kush??
TK: FUCK YEAH!!! That shit is sooo dank.

by danknesssssss December 10, 2009

lightning

The 2004 Stanley Cup Champions. Also a team that has no true fans, since nobody gave two shits about them until they were in the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Tampa Bay Lightning deserved to win the Stanley Cup, but their "fans" certainly did not.

by Dewey June 10, 2004

black lightning

Phenomenon where one reaches an ultimate velocity to the extent of no one being able to see you.

"That guy in the olympics was almost black lightning! He was so fast!"

by The Fast One June 3, 2009