Paul Newton

That one guy who’s always in every class

Me: Who’s Paul Newton?
Lauren Green: theres always a guy like paul newton in every class

Me: Ohhh

by NachoMan4568 January 20, 2021

Newton

Newton is a name for a really swag person who has no idea what their gender is. They have really weird friends and their life literally makes no sense. These people most likely play video games because they have no life. The people with the name Newt/ Newton are really cool and have even on their knees

Newton is just soooooooooooooo swag

by newt0n April 20, 2021

Shawna newton

A bitch so crazy not even Webster has words for her.

Shawna newton so crazy even her moms has no words

by Love you cuz February 25, 2019

puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024

Newton Highschool

Fuck this place

I fucking hate newton highschool

by mad_chad January 7, 2024

Newtons 5th

Newtons 5th denotes that for every great attempt at a difficult boss (for example in FromSoftware's Soulsborne series) several poor, or even shitty attempts will follow.

Man, that was such a great attempt, watch out Newtons 5th gonna be invoked.

Dude 1:Dude, that attempt was dogshit.
Dude 2: Yeah, Newtons 5th
Dude 1: yeah!

by Pro_Moriarty June 23, 2024

Newton College

A really boring school that is just used to milk the money from you.

Wow, Newton College just spent money on a new parking lot and not for some fans in the theatre.

I know right!?

They should actually use the money for useful things

by Happylama25 July 10, 2019