Nerd

A person who doesn't work, pay bills, is still living at their parents, and plays WoW all day.

Jon Boyd is a text book example of nerd.

by badassshaddypriest November 17, 2008

Nerd

Noun-Slag short for Andrea Stratton

"That nerd works at the coffee shop."

by Nerdizzle April 28, 2009

Nerd

A person who spends waaaaaaaaaay too much time worrying about the honors program and their dog, probably called "Gidget."

See: Linz

"OH MY GOD!"
"What?"
"I GOT A 9 OUT OF 10 ON MY HOMEWORK! I THINK I'M GONNA CRY!"
"You're a nerd."
"Well you're a jerkface!"

by Sutter 336A March 13, 2009

Nerd

n.
1. one whose kewlness is measured by him or herself alone -- often taking the fashionista-mentality and skewing it 37 degree to the left.

2. one whose insane brainmass is a burden which causes slackerish behavior, the inability to act ala the underground man, and a fiendish desire for sex and booze that serve to deaden the atlasianic load of said brainmass.

yo, that ain't a skid, that's a nerd.

by Nerd76 February 15, 2005

Nerd

Not eve remotely dorky.

"Dude, hes such a nerd. Did you see him at the party last night?"

by breinke October 21, 2009

Nerd

Nerd- They don't lift weights being scrawny, own items such as motorcycles, sports cars, handguns, rifles, or anything that is actually attractive, are unclean having a pigsty of a home, and generally smell bad. There a variation of Geek but have been consumed by loserness. Normally developing in early childhood. A Geek born with retardation is a Nerd.

Damn dude I can smell you from four feet away. You have enough time to complete every quest on Skyrim and World of Warcraft combined but not enough time to shower before work. Your such a Nerd.

There is a reason why Best Buy has a Geek Squad and not a Nerd Squad. For one the smell would drive away customers.

by Geek DDI October 21, 2012

Nerd

A lonely man. With a small toothbrush.

Wow, look at that nerd, I would hate to have a toothbrush that small...
toothbrush

by Mattxy8 January 17, 2011