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porn nails

Long fake weird nails pornstars use.
Cult master has porn nails.
by Suckmeup32579 August 31, 2017
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Dirty O'Neil

You stick your dick in a girls nose and cum in it
I gave a girl a dirty o'neil last night.
by MexicanMarky July 22, 2003
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Neil Cuckmann

Neil Cuckmann is another word for a horrible writer.
reaction to bad story “Ugh. Whoever wrote that is a total Neil Cuckmann.”
by mynoduesP sI mynoduesP yM June 22, 2020
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duck nails

Those acrylic, heavily "blinged" fake nails that fan out at the tips like spoons.
Dude, she has those "duck nails" so I'm not even sure how she wipes her butt!
by Nail biter December 14, 2013
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Long Thumb Nails

Used to help roll joints, blunts, or leaves. Typically stoners or people who roll tobacco have long nails.
by SolidifyBad March 31, 2021
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Neiltasha

Pokémon #469: Neiltasha

Height: 3'2 to 5'9, depending on position

Weight: 238 lbs

Location: Bathrooms, Restrooms, Washrooms, Lavatories, Water Closets, tiled rooms with countertops. When breeding, they are found in dark corners and behind lockers. Occasionally they will be found on tabletops.

Evolution:
Natasha + Neil --->
Neiltasha --->
Uberhornyneiltasha (+ Melanie) --->
Neiltasha-Melanie-Compound

Do not disturb this creature when it is resting in a hidng space. The Natasha element of this creature can be hazardous to your health if provoked. Keep a safe distance away.

Breeding:
Neil, Natasha, Melanie, anything that can move.
I think I saw some animal scurry over into the machine shop bathroom! Let's get the net and rat poison--
Oh, nevermind. Its just a Neiltasha breeding on the countertop.
by Cornelius IV September 11, 2005
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sweatshop nails

The fake "acrylic" nails you get done at a cheap nail salon, where there are rows of pedicure chairs and manicure tables next to each other, just like a sweatshop. You come in and they yell "PICK COLOR!" The manicurists go from one person to the next without break, breathing in all the chemicals. Your nails never cost more than $20-25 and are always done with unlabeled products.

These salons are usually located in a strip/mini mall with some cheesy name like New York Nails, Chan's Nails, or Spicy Nails. They are always run by Asians who look pissed to be there (usually Korean or Vietnamese), and you can just tell they are talking smack about you in their language. And there is always at least one man working there who creeps you out, who you hope you don't get.
Girl 1: Oooh where did you get your nails done girl?

Girl 2: Oh, you know, Diamond Nails.

Girl 1: They actually look pretty good for sweatshop nails

Girl 2: Yeah, but they totally butchered my cuticle with the drill.

Girl 1: You get what you pay for.
by offya January 3, 2012
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