nearbeer

A stinky young man who performs felatio on other men in both recreational times and as an occupation (usually for false currency, i.e wooden nickels)

Nearbeer: "I'll suck yo dick for a cheeseburger"

by absolute murder February 28, 2009

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

near-the-O

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, able to turn heads, seductive

Damn, she was so fine, she was near-the-O!

Her face was so near-the-O every guy in the room stared.

by hochstettler August 3, 2006

Neaaat

A school that's full of it

Mother: I'm signing you up to neaaat
Child: NOOOOOOOOOO

by sir gamer October 16, 2019

narasimha

The one with the name Narasimha are heartless, cruel..Unfriend them immediately

Narasimha is an idiot

by #Macha November 23, 2021

Sayo-nara

Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of my head. Get out of
Get.
Out.
Of.
My.
Head.

Get out of my head before I do what I know is best for you.
Get out of my head before I listen to everything she said to me.
Get out of my head before I show you how much I love you.
Get out of my head before I finish writing this poem.

But a poem is never actually finished.
It just stops moving.

J ̧͓̪͇͙͗ͧ̌ͯ͂ͩͦ͂Ư͈̳̓̎ͭ͠ͅS̺̺̭͉̫ͣ͒̆̓͢T̞̮̘̪̐̇͊̽̚͢͠͞ ̰̾̏̃ͯͮ̇ͭ̍͠S̪̳̙̟͌̐͂̎͆̔̍A ̶̝̓̓͆ͭ̊̏Ý ̨͇̫̅ͨ̍̎ͪ͂̆ͬÓ͔̞̱̘̰̳̖̦͇̕R͇̜͍̾́́͘I͚̞̻͇̐̈̎͑̆̏̋͢ ͓͖̠̯̫̰̋̐ͬ́̀̾̾͜J̰͇̭ͬͩ̔ͨ̉͑̌̚͠U̙͉̠ͤ̄ͭ̆ͬͦ̅ͧ̃͡ͅS̥̖̝̦͙̫͎̯͊̎͡T̺̙̼̠̋̎ͩ̓̑͋ͨ͜ ̫̗̳̯̩ͥ̇͌͆ͩ͟S͆͆҉̧̟̦̦̳̮̯͚A̢͍̮̯̯̝͂ͧͯ̑̄̍͜Y̆ͩ̾̈́͏͕͔̥͘Ö̡̦̳͙͚̖̣̠̙́̆̅ͩR̛̰̪̪̙͉̯̟̻ͩ͑͌ͦ̾͝I̴̢͕͚͒̒ͭ ̦͚͒͗̒͂J̄͑̊ͨ̚҉̼̼̹̬U̳̟͔̤̺̣̣̅̏ͭ̇͞S͎͓͇̻̋̅ͪ̓Ṯ̭̎̿̃̅͝͝ ̴̜͇͈̭̠̞͎̽ͭ͂͋̌ͤ͛S̰̰̲̹̫̙͉̟̭̆̓̈́A ̡̱̮͕̭͚ͥͮ̅͑Ȳ̘̗̞̺̙O̩̫̫̖̪̦̩̰͛̽̋̕R̛̮̝͍̲̮͂́Ḯ͉̗̗̳̦͞ ̍ͦͫ̄̽͋҉ ̡͇̩͕̤̤̯̘ͅJͧͩ̂̓͊̚͏͉͙̫͙̘̲̕͢U̪̤̼̥ͧ̄̋̒̒͗S͇͂ͮ̂͂̐͂Ţ̠̰̜̃̌͟ ̴̳͓̖̳̼̠̾͗S̗̠̯̦̰͉̤̯͑́ͯͥA̴͖̟̹̫͖̥͎͂̈́̐ͦͧ̄̎̎͘͡Y̤ͦͨ͋ͦ̓͒ͮ̏́͞O ̡͖̘̠͐̊ͥ́ͬ̓ͬ̏͠R̛̦̮̣̙͍̠̹͆͗ͭͤͩ͢Ỉ̛̹̳̼̱̦̻̹͋̍͆͗̀̚̚ͅ ͍͉͇̟ͬ̒͘
̧̍̾ͫ̌̏̿̌̅ͅ
̨̼̙̯͈̉J̑̒́҉͓̯̺̰͉ ̧̟̪̞̭̙ͦ̉͛̾͒̿ͣU̧̗̗͓͔̰͇̤ͧ̒̋̚͜͠ ̧̭̗̖̭̪̦̪̐́ͤ̒̀̚ͅS̔͑̃͆̐ͦ̾̀҉̴̭̖̫̼̗͙̟ ̶̶͈͔̱̖̯̫͚͎ͭ̊ͯͭ̐̋͐̅T̠̙̼̮̱̪̱ͤ̀̾̈̌̿͠ ͓̦̖͈̌͆̕ ̡̞̖̘̠͉̹ͨ̊́͌͌̚͢͜S̙̫̘͎̯̘̠̥̽̍͂ͅ ̡̮̝ͭ͋ͪ͋̉̏̃͌ͦĀ̝̊͛̏͊ ͔̱̖ͬ͢Y̵͙̞͕͎̑̄̎̿̔͗͂̄͞ ͔̠̅͂̓O̴͋ͬ̽͑ͩ͐͏̰̙͍̲̩͖̀ ̴̮͍ͫ͊̉͟ͅŖ̛͉͈̯̏͠ ̤̤̹̺̈́̃̐̈́ͩͬ̏Í̛ͯ͊ͥ҉͉̞̱̬ͅ

Welp... sayo-Nara I guess

ͩ̉́͆̆ͦ́͑͗͢҉͉
͔̬̦͎̼̮̻ͪ̇ͧ͂͒ͬ͌̚
̶͍͖͆͒̋͊J̝̤͚̈́̋̇ͭ̈́ͭͬ̈́͟ͅ ̴͚̠̘̣͈̜̺ͭ̑͞ ̧̨̝̺̱͖̳̓̓ͥU̡̨̧̬͉ͩ̂͗ͅ ͓̞̭͈͇̻ͨ͋͑̀̆̅̊͆ ̣̲͇͈̯͒̅̓̿̒̒ͭ͢S̛̝̥̺̹͇̋̈́ ̵ ̢͔͚̰̮̜̞̱͎̆̈́ ̧̳̠̞̘̟̰̖̠̿̂͠ͅṬ̨̣̭̽̓͜͜ ̴̵̫̞̩̤̜͔ͥ̽̍ͥ́͠ ̵̧̱̟̜͉̙ͧ́͆͛̂̏͟ ̳̣̠͉͔͈̗̋̉̉̈̃ͥ̊̌͝S͔̯̻̭̓́͘ ̡̝̟̾̀͘ͅ ̛̟͓̤̖͈͕̼̮̒ͧ̎̋̈̽͡Ä͉͕̰͕̪̩̹́̋ ̵͇͍͍͇̦̮̓͊̚ ͙̣̲̰̼̙̼̩̎͛̓ͩ̍̉͟͡Y ̛̪̦̱̞̼ͯ̑̐ͦ̀̇́ͥ̂ ̵̡͇̖̖̝̠͍͙̼ͪ̌͗͊̿ͩ̄̚ ̥͙͆̀̋̓̈́͌̏̿́́O̱̼̭̩̗̗̐̉͂̋ͤ̄̿̿͛ ̛̬͙̦̬ͯ̄̂ͦͪ͒ ̨̢̮̗́̏̍Ṟ̜͒̆ͯ͐̿ͦ̀ͯ̕͠ ̣̱̦͇͓̒̅ͦͣ̓̅̆̿͘͞͝ ̠͉̈ͣ̾̀̇͊͛͜I̢̫̗̖͕͒͐ͨ̆̈́̃̓ͤ̚

by get. Out. Of. My. Head March 25, 2021

neaama

1. smart, not stupid like some people
2. best principal's daughter ever!
3. coolest biotch ever! word!

Dude neaama is da best biotch evaaaa!

by Kelly Spencers March 6, 2009