fluffer nutter

Any sex act performed on a man designed to promote/maintain an erection without an ejaculation.

Example 1: "He was too drunk to get it up, so she gave him a fluffer nutter until he was ready to bang her."

Example 2: "Fearing scandal, the politician only let his interns give him fluffer nutters."

Example 3: "The fluffer nutter his boyfriend gave him in the morning drove him to distraction all day."

by suburbnsisyphus May 25, 2009

kooky nutter

N. (kooo kee nuuh tuur)
A person who is goofy and completely random, a little on the crazy side but in an alright way.

"If Leah was any more of a Kooky Nutter she would need medication!"

by Andibobandi September 20, 2006

Mayf Nutter

When one goes skinny dipping with a sibling/cousin and provides sexual favors to the other while in a state of the original confederacy. Cowboy hats and boots are optional. This must be done in a small stream or creek preferably on private land. Spectators (family) are encouraged.

Hey kids, why don't you go Mayf Nutter later in the river, I will grab ma and meet you there!

by C0kBl0k November 22, 2011

Right - Nutter

A woman who is so astonishingly beautiful, that one would physically sacifice his right testicle for the chance to stick her.

God Damn!! That . . . . is a right nutter!

by hits December 7, 2003

nutters

1. To be awe-inspiringly skilled.
2. Completely dominant

zazzang! Beethoven is nutters at teh classikal musziks!

by CoDangles November 20, 2006

fluffer nutter

A premature ejaculation caused by an over zelous fluffer. see fluffer

Hey Luke, how many fluffer nutters did ya have last week?

PS. Kit say tell babe, "Hi"

by LuisV. February 13, 2004

pit nutter

A person who--despite all the bad media coverage--believes that the pit bull is a fine, noble animal, and bases this belief on nothing more concrete than the observation of pit bulls playing, clowning, and licking people into joyful submission. Pit bulls provide pit nutters with unconditional love, which pit nutters repay by treating the dogs like the royalty they are.

Q: What do you get when you give a pit bull to a lonely person?

A: An ecstatic pit nutter.

by Bully Bob August 20, 2011