Well well well what can I say about a Nathan. He is the reincarnation of your mums great great grandad's mum. He is a wonderful human with a beautiful big toe. He will never give you up and he will never let you down and never gonna turn around and hurt you. However, he is a fun guy to be around and will always take you and your life to the least of his priorities in an attempt to assert dominance over your mother.
None Nathan: "who are you!"
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
Nathan: "Your mum"
None Nathan: "OH SHIT! You are a Nathan! Everyone run he is dangerous and will hurt us all"
The end
by Big Shaq's Mum December 2, 2021
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A creepy little stalker who thinks he's God's gift to girls.
Often plays several girls one off against the other to feed his pathetic little ego.
Needs constant reassurance that girls find him attractive, despite the fact that he has a non existent penis.
Can't leave his ex's alone even when he has moved on to another girl he needs to keep his options open.
Definately one to keep away from your daughter!
Often plays several girls one off against the other to feed his pathetic little ego.
Needs constant reassurance that girls find him attractive, despite the fact that he has a non existent penis.
Can't leave his ex's alone even when he has moved on to another girl he needs to keep his options open.
Definately one to keep away from your daughter!
by PigPrincess August 13, 2012
Get the Nathan mug.The kind of person who will lie about anything and play the "whoa-is-me" card to gain sympathy and try, damned as he might, to bang any girl he locks eyes with. Basically the human equivalent of aids (never goes away) with a nasty attitude to boot.
Nathan: I just found out I got cancer and may only have a week to live. So can you like, sleep with me one last time so I can get one out while I'm still *gasp* alive
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
Female: Not if you were the last Nathan on earth.
by rainbowdash93 March 22, 2012
Get the Nathan mug.A nice boy, but if you get on his nerves will turn into Satan and fuck you up the ass with his falling penis
by YoutubeAddict April 7, 2015
Get the Nathan mug.Just a general ass who’s plan it is to steal your girl. Claims not to have yellow fever but clearly does. He doesn’t know his boundaries and triggers everyone with his “jokes”
Fucking Nathan back at it again
by Dasher20904 March 4, 2019
Get the Nathan mug.He is so kind, sweet, loving, smart, talented, and welcoming until you get to know him. Nathan is REALLY good at soccer, he is super amazing. Many times Nathan has acted like I don't exist. Nathan is not as hot as everyone says, he just looks like a normal boy. Nathan is really a chill guy he is great to hang out with. If you have a Nathan in your life, you are lucky, I guess.
"I am friends with Nathan now"
"Really, I thought you hated him"
" No, not really"
" Do you think he is cute?"
" No"
"Really, I thought you hated him"
" No, not really"
" Do you think he is cute?"
" No"
by amyrainny December 21, 2018
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