when one gets completly smashed and is hard-up for some pussy. he sees a female at the bar, all that matters is she has 4 working limbs and a mouth. you take her home and think shes skinny like Buddy Love. you then roll over the next morning to unveil that she has turned into Professor Klump.
After a long abstinent semester of college, Lance was hard-up for some butt. With the beer goggles on, he took home the first decent piece he found. He then woke up to discover he was a victim of The Nutty Professor
by Firestine 332 November 6, 2006
Get the the nutty professor mug.When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004
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the masochistic act of having a woman eat a multitude of peanuts and then performing anal sex on her so the peanuts create extra friction and pain.
may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.
may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
may also be used by the woman as a punishment for her unsuspecting man.
may also be combined with the alabama hot pocket.
My girlfriend is too nice all the time so i fed that bitch a jar of peanuts and made her give me an alabama nutty buddy.
by p-nutttt July 8, 2009
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Taking a picture IS mandatory!
Taking a picture IS mandatory!
by AC April 7, 2003
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Get the buck nutty mug.An action, often by crazy people, that consists of jumping, chasing after, or trying to capture an animal. The animal's typically a reptile or amphibian or usually lives in/around water like a Snake, Frog, Fish, etc... Popular around the Midwest, especially Missouri
Man: Dude I caught a fucking fish today man!
Man's Friend: you fuck wad anyone can catch a damn fish!
Man: No, I went Butt Nutty on that bitch and dove in after him
Man's Friend: no way...you're one crazy goon
Man's Friend: you fuck wad anyone can catch a damn fish!
Man: No, I went Butt Nutty on that bitch and dove in after him
Man's Friend: no way...you're one crazy goon
by Whispy Nugget aka NigsMcgee July 31, 2007
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