number two

an act of defacation, a bowel movement

Remeber to take the dog outside so he can do number two.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

Number six

The act of defecating, urinating and masturbating until orgasm all in one sitting while on the toilet. Thereby combining peeing(#1) pooping(#2) and cumming(#3) equaling six.

I always like to start off my day by going number six.

by Mbigmizzle October 21, 2010

Number Nazi

A number nazi, or numerical nazi or mathematical nazi.They are as annoying and similar to a grammar nazi. but instead of words they reign over numbers and, math.

Jeff-Hey Mark, what is 1 + 1?

Mark-Bitch its WINDOW!

Jeff-No dip shit, it's 2!

Number Nazi-You both are dumb-asses, 1 + 1 is an expresion, therefore, there is no equal sing.

Grammar Nazi-You spelt "expression" wrong.

by ting ting lover November 25, 2009

Number 2

Just another way to describe taking a shit

Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!

by SlopNChop June 21, 2018

Number Two

An adjective used to describe someone of awesome character.

Man, you are such a Number Two.

by N.B.S April 25, 2010

number texter

Someone who uses numbers while texting, or using the keyboard, in place of the word.

Idiot: Did you know some1 tried to do that.
You: Hmph... Number texter.

by Sometimes... December 17, 2017

Number 44

Number 44

Like number 44 man scrapes his knee on a burger

by LimboHillbom May 7, 2018