a phrase describing the average sexually addicted male with internet access. Who spends most of his online time devoted to finding, trading and cataloging new and free porn sites and pictures to further his collection
Most pedifiles engage in smut mining. The can be found useing MIRC because they think they cant be traced as they trade in their illegal pictures of usually french kiddy porn.
by lord X-treme November 20, 2006
passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine
Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.
by Sp33dstix November 03, 2008
Mine Field- (n.)- A room and/or large grouping of uggos duffs and/or grenades, with a complete lack of the normally accompanying hot friends.
"Dude I went to the bar last night. Supposedly it was ladies night, more like giant fat ass space slugs from Star Wars night, dude I walked into a mine field."
by Maverick and Goose October 27, 2006
by Hazletard-in-Chief June 01, 2011
Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!
by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 13, 2006
The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.
1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"
by PoorbandT February 27, 2007