2 definitions by PoorbandT

mining for emeralds

The extracting of a person's nasal mucus (UK term bogeys - referred as 'boogers' in the US) from one's nasal passages. The term 'mining for emeralds' came about due to the nasal materials' similarity in colour to the emerald jewel.

1. "Oops, nearly got caught mining for emeralds there!"
2. "Urgh, have you seen the bog - someone's been mining for emeralds all across the wall!"

by PoorbandT February 27, 2007

donkeyjabber

A derogatory term for man-to-man intimacy. Although donkey is the prefix to the term, ass is also a more commonly used adverb.

1. "Man, that guy is such a donkeyjabber!"
2. "Pardon me, does one know where one can get some donkeyjabbing action?"

by PoorbandT February 27, 2007