The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
by dicknoodling November 18, 2021
by Jordan Copeland April 12, 2008
Noodling jazz is the style of jazz expression when the artist rambles away from the basic tune (and/or rhythms and tones), and improvises.
by D. Klundt October 18, 2007
Noodle dish made in asia. Particularly known for being served at rude, b*tchy chinese restaurants. It’s made from a wrinkly boo sack, commonly served alongside some, suck-a-dick chicken, a poo-poo platter, and a glass of tampon tea.
by PreciousJacksonnn April 30, 2019
The act of engaging in oral sex after the consenting female has ingested copious amounts of noodles therefor leading to a fountain of noodle's being draped over your erect penis when the throat is is poked with your member.
Hooked up with a girl at a chinese restraunt last night, i rammed her head onto my member and she noodle fountain'd me.
by Nellobruh December 02, 2016
N. Stretch marks and loose skin on the abdomen of a women. As a result of a lack of exercise after pregnancy.
by Sherrie Casady November 05, 2010
by Dick Harold November 11, 2012