Anitwt News

The *totally* awesome twitter account for anime twitter news.

"Yo, Obama, did you follow anitwt news yet?"
"Yea"

by AnitwtIsCool November 19, 2021

Fake News Fuck Nut

Everyone knows someone that talks and talks about their amazing sex life and sexual partners. Bragging about how they can get anyone to fuck them. Most of them are fake news fuck nuts.

Fake News-Information given to another that is not true.

Fuck Nut- Talks about how great they are in bed way to much. Fuck is sex and nut is someone that’s missing some marbles.

So Fake News Fuck Nut would be someone insanely lying about their sex life. Including who, how, when, what position etc. EVERYTHING is a total lie.

1. I’m starting to think that Dick is a Fake News Fuck Nut. He has to be in la la land because it’s too unrealistic.

2. Gina G-Spot is a total Fake News Fuck Nut! According to her every guy she meets wants to fuck her. She wishes.

by Bangin ST January 14, 2022

Newport News, VA

A small city on the Virginia Peninsula famous for it's crab cakes and Bahariterran immigrants.

I can't wait to go to Newport News, VA!

by Shwaya Arabian Habibi January 26, 2022

Daily News | March 24, 2022

Typhoon hits the coastline and causes a flood.

An earthquake happened with a magnitude of 5.2

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Daily News | March 24, 2022

by DailyUrbanNews March 23, 2022

Law of Bad News

The Law of Bad News states that "90% of the news you receive will be negative in nature". See Finagle's Law.

Jim: Damn, I just found out I'm failing out of school, and yesterday I was told that I have testicular cancer, I'm 12,000 in credit card cancer, and I was just found out my girlfriend's pregnant.

Bob: Er.... well, I'm here to let you know that I got her pregnant.

Jim: Damn you, Law of Bad News

by HermanoBluth June 12, 2010

newborn kitten

When you ejaculate on your partners eyes while he or she is sleeping, causing their eyes to be crusted shut in the morning. Resembling a newborn kitten, confused and lost in a new, terrifying world.

"I was late for work today because Chad gave me a Newborn Kitten last night."

by KRiver February 6, 2015

daily news

It's when you give a girl a facial and then smack her in the face with a newspaper

This stripper was cleaning out my tank so i put it on her face and then slapped her with a newspaper.

by DUboob February 3, 2005