Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 5, 2016

Glitter mustache

What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.

I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.

by Glittery May 29, 2015

Mustache Lips

When a girl's pubic hair extends to either side of her vagina

Elaine: So what was wrong with this one?
Jerry: ... She had mustache lips.
Elaine: You mean...
Jerry: yeah.
Elaine: Ohhh.

by mattieice7486 May 21, 2015

mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

MILF Mustache

When a hot MILF gives you head and you blow your load on her upper lip.

She got me there and at the last second pulled off.... total MILF mustache!

by QAnont August 24, 2020

Milk Mustache

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

by TBKowns September 27, 2010

drumgath mustache

The careful placement of a used condom on the upper lip of your sexual partner. Only to be preformed if sexual partner falls in the category of; one night stand, ugly cow or if she/he already has a nasty tache.

"hey man just gave christina a drumgath mustache for being a complete whore"

by C. Magee November 19, 2006