Slow Motion

Not simply a dilation of time, but an actual state of being only achievable through excessive consumption of alcohol and marijuana. In this state, one is not simply experiencing slow motion: they have become the slow motion.

Doug: "Dude, I was so slow motion last night."
Matt: "Yeah, you seemed really out of it."
Doug: "No dude, you don't get it. I wasn't just IN slow motion. I WAS the slow motion. I BECAME the motion."

by LogJammer August 30, 2014

slow motion

The event in which everything is slowed down. Everything looks better in slow motion...for example, when you're doing your laundry or walking through a club.

Of course, not everything looks good in slow motion...for instance, here's a tape of me taking a shit...

(flies off toilet)

by Ihdfu sdutgf August 15, 2006

MOTIONING

same as MOTION TAGGING.

the "act" of doing graffiti on a moving bus or train.

Running along the side of a moving bus or train and tagging it.

Motioning is tricky.

Fat people can't moton tag.

by DigDug March 8, 2004

motifstales

the first option you get when you try to spell motherfucker on your phone's t9 dictionary

oh my god that guy is such a motifstales ----- dammit -- motherfucker!!!!

by smashy mcsmasherson February 15, 2009

Motife

Motife Means you are the biological mother of your husband.

Woman: I’m a motife

by Sakurakage May 15, 2021

Motion Recordings

In a land of make believe, eventually sprouts the fantastic creature which grows to devour the very source of the illusion which bore it. Motion Recordings is that undefined, untamed, and unshackled beast.

"Mom, why can't I listen to Motion Recordings music?"
"Because honey, it challenges my every sense of being."

by Johnny Appleseed January 26, 2005

Motialite

gay arm candy, generally on celebrities

My date bailed last minute, so I brough my best motialite friend.

by ...<@!+Y March 21, 2007