N. Scrub
Adj. Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
Adj. Scrubbish
V. To bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one's penis.
N. Dude, that kid can't even catch the ball.. what a Morris.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
Adj. What a Morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
V. Dude, he Morrised. She didn't even have a chance to work her magic.
by ErnieBerg December 31, 2010
Get the Morris mug.by Tunacubes January 20, 2004
Get the moris day mug.A foul odor emitted from the crotch-region of a male, causing a female's eyes to water as she performs a selfless act on the above-mentioned region.
My girlfriend went down on me last night, and I gave her a Dirty Morrison. You should have seen her eyes water from the smell!
by Vinesh Pratap April 26, 2005
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Get the morris mug.Kid Rock seems to be sporting a morristache these days, I wonder if it's got any Pamela juice left on it.
by Schrutetastic October 29, 2007
Get the morristache mug.The greatest hypermarket/general conglomerate that the United Kingdom has ever seen. In the beginning, there was simply ASDA. However, after losing his left toe in a tragic deli-counter accident, Grocer Sainsber Morrisbury I developed a radical idea. A one-stop shop for everything. Funerals: ✅ Spiritual Enlightenment: ✅ Puff Pastry ✅ This was 1982.
Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkér had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong.
Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as:
𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙡
𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔! 𝒫𝑜𝓅𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝓂𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽
ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟! 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕥.
Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published.
𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒, 𝒶𝓉 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓈𝒷𝓊𝓇𝓎'𝓈
PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
Now, in 2021. You are truly never more than 12 ft from a Morrisbury's. Sainsber Morrisbury III took over the business when his father, Sainsber Morrisbury II perished in a tragic frozen foods experiment. It was widely speculated that Malcolm Walkér had perfected the secret to eternal life. They were wrong.
Sainsber Morrisbury III has invested deeply in the business and has sewn the rewards. His personal wealth now matches the nation of Turkmenistan. He even has a fully automated microwave oven with dot matrix display which shows such delights as:
𝙚𝙣𝙟𝙤𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙡
𝒲𝒶𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔! 𝒫𝑜𝓅𝒸𝑜𝓇𝓃 𝓂𝑜𝒾𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽
ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟! 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕥.
Sainsber Morrisbury III personally funded research & development to determine the possibility that lemons may possess demonic powers. The R&D results have yet to be published.
𝒜𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒, 𝒶𝓉 𝑀𝑜𝓇𝓇𝒾𝓈𝒷𝓊𝓇𝓎'𝓈
PS: Visit us at Morrisburys.co.uk
Dearest Former Employer.
I am hereby telling you to stick your shitty job up your arse as I have found better employment at Morrisbury's. The Wakefield branch to be exact. Please pass my comments to your area manager who, I hope, will take these great critisisms on board.
Firmest Regards,
Spdan Aialding.
I am hereby telling you to stick your shitty job up your arse as I have found better employment at Morrisbury's. The Wakefield branch to be exact. Please pass my comments to your area manager who, I hope, will take these great critisisms on board.
Firmest Regards,
Spdan Aialding.
by Jeradith August 16, 2021
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