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Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.
Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana
by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013
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slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.
Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana
by mountainman13 December 11, 2013
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montana sheepshear

when your girlfriend doesnt have sex with you, you wait til she falls asleep and masturbate until you cum on her back then you shave her pubic hair then stick it to her back making her fuzzy like a sheep
last night i did a montana sheepshear to my girlfriend
by awesome24678 June 3, 2010
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Montana Massacre

The act of ten dudes nutting on someone.
Guy: me and my friends did a montana massacre on jessica last night!
by Epicgamerboy69xxlel January 16, 2020
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montana munchers

The Montana munchers won the match
by Bjf713 June 27, 2017
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Montana’s Dick

extremely small and some how curved
Montana’s dick looks like an autistic tic tac
by Britney bitch 💋💋 April 15, 2020
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rural montana

Where the elevation surpasses the population
I had to drive through rural Montana to get to Spokane and it was depressing
by ZaneZaneZane May 10, 2021
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