molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

Molesticleese

Bobby; A molestation powered roman warrior; sidekick to Testicleese

"Molesticleese molested the trojan soldiers"

by Booby November 5, 2004

Mutton Molestor

A fan of Aberdeen football club who enjoys the regional sport of shagging sheep

"That Ooter is such a mutton molestor, that sheep got it bad in the ass"

by Andrew Smith June 19, 2006

chester the molester

A Poser, One who molests, a Weird dude who likes hanging with little kida

Did you see Chester the Molester coach that game last week?

by Tony November 14, 2003

molestering

The act of harrasing domesticated felines with in your very own territory. "Bush"ism.

Hey you, stop molestering Daisy.

by David Rutherford February 5, 2004

Chester the Molester

A perv or pedophile.

Old man: I've been waiting for you, Jenny. Now, you want some ice cream, and can swim for me later? Jenny: Mom! Chester the Molester wants to touch me again! Mom: Get away from her!

by TrueMichaelMJ August 13, 2014

Molesticon

A paradoy of the Decpticon Robots in the Transformers series. Molesticons are the evil forces who rival the Analbots of the Transvestites. The diabolical robots like to go in disguise, taping their dicks between their thighs. They love to molest humans

Oh, no! Take cover, the Molesticons have invaded!

by Mourningstar Productions July 28, 2003