mountain goat

When a couple has doggy style sex and the man keeps pushing the girl toward the edge of the bed until she almost falls off. She is then forced to clamber onto the edge of the bed with her fists like a mountain goat climbing down a mountain

Guy 1: Dude that exchange student hailey is in hospital
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: cause ben tried to do a mountain goat but the dumb bitch fell off the bed

by latte drinking maths lover June 1, 2011

Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew, a highly caffinated drink. Good for a pick me up when meth is not available. WARNING! Do not make Mountain Dew your only consumable liquid! It causes kidney stones! Seriously!

Johnny was feeling spent so he drank 10 bottles of Mountain Dew and stayed up for 12 hours playing Mystery Date.

by Da Biznatch April 8, 2003

mountain dew

A lemon-lime flavoured pop that apparently kills sperm cells.

Horny girl: Do u have a condom?

Horny guy: Nope, but I have a mountain dew.

by srb23 December 29, 2006

Mountain doo-doo

When you drink a large amount of Mountain Dew, and subsequently have diarrhea. Preferably, on a mountain.

"The deer were totally checking out my mountain doo-doo."

by jimmyjimjamboree April 19, 2010

Mountain Surfer

Someone who engages in outdoor pursuits/sports that revolve around mountains. Said pursuits/sports usually include but are not limited to trail running, mountain biking, snowboarding, mountain boarding, rock climbing and kayaking. Mountain surfers sometimes can be classified by the the type of vehicle they drive (aka Subaru with snowboard/ski, bike or kayak rack on top or a busted up Honda tattooed with mountainous sponsor's stickers) or simply by the way they talk and or dress.

"Dude, Chris Sharma just cranked out a 5.15b called "Jumbo Love"! Damn thing was nothing but crimpers with two massive slopers at the crux" -Mountain Surfer "Could you seriously put aside the mountain surfer lingo for a minute and rehash that?!" -average Joe

"So I slept in my Suby last night and was the first one to pull into Breck this morning. I seriously could NOT wait to shred mad powder! I'm gonna jib till I'm gassed!" -Mountain Surfer

by BlueFlyer83 February 23, 2011

Mountain Turk

Noun. A derogatory term for Kurds, Assyrians, or Armenians, especially of Anatolian decent.

What do you mean, Mr. Delegate? Of course there are no Armenians here! These people just look different because they're mountain Turks!

by _wow_ August 28, 2018

mountain dew

A carbonated beverage made by PepsiCo. Highly caffeinated for a soda (55mg per 12oz compared to 80-135mg per 8oz of brewed coffee). Advertised as an "extreme" drink in commercials, with people participating in extreme sports, often grabbing a can with one hand while upside down in mid-air performing an extreme stunt, and chugging it all. Mountain Dew claims a large variety of flavors, in order of creation:
Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew Code Red (Cherry)
Mountain Dew Livewire (Orangish)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black (Grape)
Mountain Dew Baja Blast (Tropical Lime)
Mountain Dew Pitch Black 2 (Sour Grape)
PepsiCo also creates diet flavors of Mountain Dew drinks. Also, there are two drinks marketed as energy drinks:
Mountain Dew AMP
Mountain Dew MDX
AMP is bottled in the classic energy drink style, a slendar aluminum can, while MDX is bottled in a smaller, more unique style of platic bottling. An enjoyment of all Mountain Dew flavors is that each flavor holds the taste and kick of regular Mountain Dew, along with its separate flavor, with the exception of Pitch Black and Pitch Black 2, which arguably don't hold the taste of regular Dew.

"Yo, bro, stop here. We need to pick up some Mountain Dew."
"Yo, for real, thats extreme."

by jparkdzg August 30, 2008