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Skim Milking

When you stick ya dick ya dick in it
"I heard my father was Skim Milking my Boss"
by The Person That Made This September 8, 2023
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MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH

The advanced and more difficult version of the MILF Milking March challenge.

Unlike, casual MMM, MMMM, has rules similar to DDD (Destroy Dick December), where the main objective is to still milk a MILF's titties to fill up a glass, but this time, 1 glass increasing per day, and with the correct corresponding number to the date.

So, if it's March 13th, any amount of Milves better be ready to be milked and fill up 13 cups in total.
Don: What the absolute hell?!

Chad: WEAKLINGS! I have an army of Milves to prepare myself for MEGA MILF MILKING MARCH!

Kevin: HOLY SHIT! He's not just doing normal MMM, he's attempting MMMM!
by Holy Weeb February 28, 2022
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Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.
dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.
by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022
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Minging

when you are so drunk you do not know what you are doing
Me and my mate got absolutely minging last night
by Josh H** February 8, 2008
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mirgin

I am still a mirgin, so i don't wanna do that yet.

Despite evidence to the contrary (i.e. his crooked ass teeth), Steve Buschemi is mirgin.
by 564 December 1, 2007
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milking the bunny

v.
1)To pass the time in a lazy and careless fashion void of purpose and usefulness.
1a)A state of being that often follows THC ingestion and/or a Percandabeer.
2)Milking a Rabbit whose fertility and litter size are lower as a result of lactation and the animals natural biological response.

Syns. Rubbing the spermicidal biscuit. Circumnavigating the mushroom cap globe.

Near Syns. Helping a blind man navigate traffic, Forgetting to lock the gun safe during your sons 12th Birthday Party at the house.

Ant. Getting behind the wheel after eating some Xanax and having a few beers to get White Castle.
A) If I didn't spend all day milking the bunny maybe she'd finally date me and drop the restraining order.

B) Work is not about productivity but rather milking the bunny in disguise.
by Rich Isyouge January 16, 2009
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milking the cobra

The female art of urinating while standing or in a semi-standing position. This is usually accomplished by a female utilizing two fingers to position her labias in a manner that unimpedes the flow of urine from her urethra.
Jane was walking home drunk from the club with Jack and needed to piss. With nowhere viable to go, she decided to milk the cobra right there in the alley.

"milking the cobra"
by USMC Master Sgt May 21, 2009
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