Mikey, is his nickname but he doesn't like to be called by his real name.....he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football....he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much...mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly...mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf.....the end, Mikey kurck, ur legit
by Urworld July 11, 2018
Get the Mikey kurckmug. Mikey, has a lot of “enemies” but goes around nonchalant. Mikey can be the best boyfriend you will ever have, but if you cross him he will fuck your bestfriend. 1 last thing don’t argue with Mikey he will talk about you dead peoples.
Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?
Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.
Guy#1: You still cool with Mikey?
Guy#2: Naw bro he fucked my bitch and said fuck my grandma.
by DaRealG3t0ff November 22, 2021
Get the Mikeymug. Aka “Mikey Slatt” Always be remembered for masturbating anywhere at anytime even when all odds are against him he will find a way to nut
With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
With his spaghetti arms you would wonder how he got so Boney, well that’s is because he is unable to pick up a utensil he just simply doesn’t have the strength for it.
“Mikey Slatt” is one of the 36 black kids in the world to ever beat to Fortnite porn.
He is also in the race for worst Black basketball player in SoCal.
Hi Mikey how are you
by Bluebucks November 22, 2021
Get the Mikeymug. Mikey is a kind individual. Mikey lives with white parents who are heart warming maniacs. This boy enjoys watching Netflix, and family guy. Watches adult swim and fun to be around. Mikey has a deep gorgeous voice.. and sounds like uncle frank from family guy. Mikey is a friend when u need him and knows how to cook bomb meals. His eyes are brown and beautiful. Mikey loves it when you laugh dorky he snorts and smiles.
by TruthWACKER September 12, 2020
Get the Mikeymug. An oddly specific tattoo, of questionable political correctness, featuring a dollar symbol in a Star of David, with a smiley face above and the caption "cock" underneath.
Jurgen: "Did you see Mohammed's new tat, its sick!"
Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."
Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
Sadio: "Yeah, it's a spikey mikey."
Jurgen: "He's the coolest guy in the dark."
by 100 cigarettes a day May 9, 2019
Get the Spikey Mikeymug. by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017
Get the mikey's mayonnaisemug. mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
Get the Mikeymug.