I can guarantee that THAT guy saying something about your daughter is the least sexually bad thing anyone is going to do to your daughter and you're not going to do anything to the other guy either.
Hym "I'll what Mikey... As someone who's made sexual comments about people's daughters. Your anxiety about bad things happening to your kids does not give you authority over other people rights and/or lives and the more you try to use your kids to have dominion over other people, the more they deserve the worst things that happen to them. Really. You are some of the worst pieces of shit on the planet. It's Murders, Rapist, Parents in that order. I have a right to do what I did. You don't have a right to do what you're doing. And to be fair, the murders at least have a point sometimes. But no, you go fuck yourself. I hope you've come to terms with the fact that if she gets molested now you guaranteed that there is 1 person who AS A MATTER OF ABSOLUTELY CERTAINTY will now feel bad about it. And you did that to yourself."
by Hym Iam November 9, 2023
Get the Mikeymug. Originated from a collab I did with my friend on aggie.io.
I was pissed because my microwave always blows up shit, alas mikey-wave was born and is now the center of some of my conversations.
I was pissed because my microwave always blows up shit, alas mikey-wave was born and is now the center of some of my conversations.
''MOSS YOU GOTTA FUCKIN SEE THIS! MY MIKEY-WAVE BURNT THE FUCKIN CHEESE DIP AND NOW THE CORNERS ARE BLACKCKCKC WAAAAA''
by CyrusPapyrus January 16, 2022
Get the mikey-wavemug. mikey sounds like an uncles name, ik. BUT IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
its the coolest name ever. it needs more recognition. i looked up "mikey" in google pictures, and i fucking got mickey mouse. dont compare a gods name to a rat.
aNYWAYS
mikey is a cooler version of the name Michael, which means "who is like God." isnt it epik?
okay, so lemme say one more thing
actually two more things.
1, IF YOUR THINKING OF NAMING YOUR KID MICHAEL. NO. ITS MIKEY.
2, MICKEY IS NOT FUCKING MIKEY
by MyNameIsMikeyAndYoullDoWutISay October 16, 2019
Get the Mikeymug. he is very nice and kind even doe he has fake friends but he is real asf and when you meet him he is charmig and sweet
by heybyelol November 23, 2021
Get the mikeymug. by Isuckmikeysshrimpdick June 12, 2020
Get the Mikey mitsudamug. Mikey, is his nickname but he doesn't like to be called by his real name.....he has blue eyes, dirty blonde kinda puffy hair, he loves baseball and football....he has an amazing gf, and he loves her sooo much...mikey kurck is a real hawty, but thinks of himself as ugly...mikey is awesome and will do anything for his gf.....the end, Mikey kurck, ur legit
by Urworld July 11, 2018
Get the Mikey kurckmug. The lover of the Cohan. Seeks ways to solve problems using his mind. Loves drinking Coke and Beer. Great with Debates. He loves Kayla, Dev god, Lilly, Natasha, Alpha, Abby, Shelby, Reece, Lance, Zoria, Keven and most especially the Cohan!
His hobbies include: playing computer games, learning physics, and programming my sexuality.
His hobbies include: playing computer games, learning physics, and programming my sexuality.
by Meziel January 12, 2019
Get the Mikey On Skypemug.