Michal

1. A usually failed attempt in which to seduce a female.

2. A popular European condom.

3. A female Gazelle's reproductive organs.

4. A common Polish name originated from the American Word "Jackass."

1. Look at that nerd, he just pulled off a michal and got rejected.

2. Are you sure your using protection? I won't use anything except Michal.

3. At the Science Lab, doctors are studying the Gazelle's Michals.

by Euro Kid April 15, 2008

Michlalah

The most inferior seminary in the world. Girls who attend Michlalah are destined to be the most inferior girls ever. If you meet a Michlalah girl, stand back, because you may be blown away by her inferiority. If you are a Michlalah girl, you are one of the poor few. You have permission to walk around saying, "Please don't hurt me because I'm a Michlalah girl!"

Just don't be surprised when people faint at the sight of you.

Yenta #1: Wow, look at her, she's such a Michlalah Girl!

Yenta #2: You're right, she's inferior...I need to keep her away from my son!

Yenta #1: Well don't worry---he's staying away on his own!

(running from Michlalah Girl)

by MeohrGirlz August 19, 2009

michelin

Another name for a coxswain or peson that sits in the back of a rowing boat and does nothing but add dead weight.

Matt (a.k.a.Britain) is a Michelin.

by Msouthern May 4, 2008

Michalena Nguyen

A Fine Royal Female Species with an Unbelievebly HOT sense of style; The Tiffanie Xuan Tran's Bff<3

The Michalena Nguyen was being stared at by all the guys because she was so fucking hot!

by Anonymous John E. Muhs October 23, 2008

Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019

michelotti

an old wasted prostitude who is anorexic and stinks.

-Dude, your mom is such a michelotti!
-Fuck you dude!

by stan458741 October 13, 2007