michael j caboose

I am Michael J Caboose and I hate babies!

I am Michael J Caboose and I hate babies

by Xxxtoothpick May 28, 2019

MichaelB

Someone named Michael or Mikey who's middle/last name Starts with B and prefers to have B said at the end of their first name. He will always correct you.

WHAT DID YOU CALL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cool dude: Hey Michael

MichaelB: Yo bro my name is MichaelB

Cool dude: whateva bra

MichaelB: It's not whateva bra its my name
Cool dude: Nobody cares mike

MichaelB: It's MikeB to you

by Nvrlift March 16, 2020

Michael Schroeder

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020

Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.

Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.

by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

by …?! February 21, 2022

Michael Morton

A Michael Morton is a closeted weeaboo who insists on not being one, yet makes his name on steam japanese, and has an anime profile picture.

Michael Morton is fucking stupid.

by acidowo March 5, 2022