Methergeist

When someone who claims their meth has been stolen or some of it is missing out of their bag and/or keeps hearing things other people do not, it is because of a Methergeist. Not to be confused with a poltergeist. It's only a poltergeist if the person is not hight on meth and the occrances can not be explained. When the person is high on meth and what they say can not be explained then it is most definitely because of Methergeist. Also, the poltergeist causing the disturbances could be high on meth. Hence the reason that persons meth is mysteriously missing.

I keep getting blamed for stuff that I'm not doing so I guess I'm going to start blaming the methergeist . Every time someone starts yelling about stuff being moved or missing I just think “they’rrrreeee heeeeeerrrre”.

by Drop Like a Kennedy September 14, 2023

Methwalker

An individual who has been under the influence of methamphetamine abuse for a prolonged period of time and has adopted the same characteristics as a skinwalker. Typically seen wearing a stained wifebeater shirt with the sleeves cut off, with a cigarette dangling from their lips and a gun in their waist band. Usually seen on the native homeless reservation of north temple in Salt Lake City utah, Rising bikes against traffic

There's one of those crackrat methwalkers on a bike again better call the tribal police

by Dustyduke400 September 30, 2023

Mathew Perry

DEAD. RIP.... chandler was such a good character...

"did you hear that Mathew Perry died?"
"Wasnt that the guy who played Chandler?"
"ye. he drowned."

by ARa~ ArA~ November 14, 2023

Mathew

I am a big black boy

Mathew is black

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Mathew

annoying guy , rude and disrespectful

A: (does stupid stuff)
B: Bro don't be mathew

by cum here November 28, 2023

Mathew

Literally the most amazing human alive, yet he will never see just how great he is. He seems to be convinced that he is ugly, yet he is the literal definition of a pretty boy. He has incredible blue eyes. Paired with a body that you look at, and just want to have your arms wrapped around. Not to mention the way his hair is dying to be stroked because it’s so incredibly perfect.

Mathew literally deserves the whole world!

by Hauntedbytheghostofyou April 21, 2024

Mathew

A skidibi Ohio Sigma who bags all the level 12 gyatts and Fanum taxes the beta who don’t edge nor goon

"You goon to much you’re like a Mathew”

by Civilxx May 7, 2024