Tool-Based Massive Anneurism

A brain explosion caused by listening to to much Tool.

This poor kid died of a Tool-Based Massive Anneurism.

by Rsynv5 August 30, 2009

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Loch Nessie Messie

(noun)- a turd of mythical size. The base stays hidden in the bowl, while the head is the only thing that is seen. If you do not snap a picture of it....people may never believe it happened.

In addition to its length, circumference, and overall gargantuan stature, these often become what are also known as "bowl stainers." Leaving behind a mess that...well...isn't human.

Brother: Dude, I just took a two foot bowl stainer and no one was home to see it.

Other brother: I don't believe you.

Brother: Damn! Another Loch Nessie Messie....

by Lat 5 July 31, 2011

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clanger crew massive

Born out of the harsh urban background, the clanger crew massive are a close gorup of associates united by their love of music and all things hardcore. They are street wise yet enjoy the finer qualities of life and spend no time involving themselves with rivalries others on the urban circuit. They are highly regarded in the local community, however despite the following of the masses of wannabies and asociates, the four grand masters at the centre if the association will always remain the true clanger crew massive

Big it up to the Clanger Crew,
Straight from the underground,
Striaght to you.

by Lukey-P December 10, 2003

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massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-ah-nair-ee) noun. a Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy vey! Sylvia, have you heard?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: It's Eugene. G-d forbid! He has had a massive coronary already.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.
Rose: You're telling me!?
Sylvia: Pooh, pooh, pooh.

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

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